6 Tasting Notes
I got me a dose of the ol’ conjunctivitis and I have one one these damp bad boys packed into my right socket as type these very words. 2000 perforations allow for all that soothing, tannin rich goodness to nourish and support my bloodshot peeper whilst the infection runs its course.
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MLH + Melatonin + SVU = My favorite way to spend an evening. Seriously. This is MEDICINE – the flavor is besides the point. It’s a typical herbal taste mix but full of tranq-y goodness and enjoyable enough to sip while watching Liv & El take down those pedos, pervs and other sexually based offencers. Is it time for bed yet? Recommended AND Required (for life).
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This tea is so Miami.. In the way that I envision a sassy nana at the retirement community is serving this up to her girlfriends after afternoon tennis. And those broads are taking this tea ICED, friends. As am I. So many poor reviews of this tea.. I really don’t think it’s done any justice served hot. It’s so grapefruity and invigorating. Vodka could be an improvement? Well, let’s face it, Vodka is ALWAYS an improvement.
PS the measurements below don’t account for ice melt
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I have some doing it’s thing in my Libre tea flask and time could not be going by more slowly. I want this tea now! I love the mysterious pumpkin curry aroma and the genuine squashy flavor. This isn’t a mere “Pumpkin Spice” riff on cinnamon, this is some serious up in the patch all nite Charlie Brown realness. Add discrete amounts of brown sugar and milk. Cold weather only.
Preparation
Hot? Ick. Nast. I could not imagine sipping this one warm. HOWEVER! Brewed double strength and dumped over ice produces gorgeous results. I’ve taken to adding a slice of cucumber to a cold steep and can confess to being somewhat addicted to my creation. I’ll be drinking this all summah. Plus it smells like Midori and that just rules in a 90’s trashy high school girl kinda way.
