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“In today’s episode of “What the hell is up with T Kettle’s copy writing!?” I’m both trying to figure out what their obsession with comparing things to tasting like toast is while also trying to...” Read full tasting note
Blue skies melting into rows of brilliant lavender. Full bodied with notes of toast, finishes with full frontal lavender.
A flowering member of the mint family, lavender is known for its breathtaking beauty, fantastic floral flavour, and multiple therapeutic uses. Beloved in its native France, let this nerve-calming wonder wash over your taste buds and set you adrift in a dreamland filled with uber-peaceful clouds of tranquility.
Rooibos, Apple. Lavender, Rosehip, Coconut, Pineapple, Natural flavors.
T. Kettle offers a large, premium assortment of original and new loose-leaf tea blends naturally sourced, certified vegan, kosher, and organic yielding rich flavours.
In today’s episode of “What the hell is up with T Kettle’s copy writing!?” I’m both trying to figure out what their obsession with comparing things to tasting like toast is while also trying to mentally digest the phrase “full frontal lavender”…
The tea itself was pretty nice though – I think the lavender tastes pretty nice quality. It’s clear and pretty strong, but not soapy or too much like perfume, and it works nicely with the honeyed notes of the rooibos. It’s pretty straight forward – I did not taste much in the way of coconut. I didn’t mind the simple and well executed single flavour note. I’m not a massive lover of lavender, but if I was in the mood for it I think this would definitely satisfy that craving!
“Full Frontal Lavender” sounds like the name of a strip club.
I want a soap called “Full Frontal Lavender” with tiny writing at the bottom that says it’s for your backside, too. :P